Slim Shady Eminem Tres metros sobre el cielo

420dongsquad:

my friend was cheating on a test and the teacher came over to see why he was looking down every 5 seconds and he said ” sorry teach i got a boner” and i dont think ive ever laughed harder 

cybersity:

i dont understand how people can just get tattoos without even giving it a second thought i cant even find the commitment to stick a sticker somewhere

jaydenw:

Here’s a fun april fools day prank you can do. Sneak into my room and place thousands of dollars everywhere. Just on everything. Cover my things with an insane amount of money. Make it a real hassle to clean up. The more money the better the prank.